July262014
aquaquinn:

I was able to fit the whole thing into one gif! 

aquaquinn:

I was able to fit the whole thing into one gif! 

(via facesucker)

July192014

(Source: comedy-texts)

12AM
July182014
“I think it’s very healthy to spend time alone. You need to know how to be alone and not be defined by another person.” Oscar Wilde  (via ladycube)

(Source: naimabarcelona, via headless-doll)

9AM

(Source: megafunnyquotes)

1AM
aplacebothwonderfulandstrange:

acidsmooth:

This is my new mop. George, my friend, he gave me this mop. It’s a pretty good mop. It’s not as good as my first mop. I miss my first mop. But this is still a good mop. Sometimes you just have to take what life gives you. Cause, life is like a mop. Sometimes life gets full of dirt and crud and bugs and hairballs and stuf, you, you, you gotta clean it out. You, you gotta put it in here and rinse it off and start all over again. And sometimes SOMETIMES life sticks to the floor so bad that, you know, a mop is not enough. It’s not good enough. You, you gotta get down there with like a tooth brush, you know? And you gotta really scrub. You gotta get it off. You gotta really try and get it off. But if that doesn’t work: If that doesn’t work. You gotta stand right up. You gotta run to a window and say, HEY THESE FLOORS ARE DIRTY AS HELL AND I’M NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANY MORE!!!

Life inspirations

aplacebothwonderfulandstrange:

acidsmooth:

This is my new mop. George, my friend, he gave me this mop. It’s a pretty good mop. It’s not as good as my first mop. I miss my first mop. But this is still a good mop. 

Sometimes you just have to take what life gives you. Cause, life is like a mop. Sometimes life gets full of dirt and crud and bugs and hairballs and stuf, you, you, you gotta clean it out. You, you gotta put it in here and rinse it off and start all over again. 

And sometimes SOMETIMES life sticks to the floor so bad that, you know, a mop is not enough. It’s not good enough. You, you gotta get down there with like a tooth brush, you know? And you gotta really scrub. You gotta get it off. You gotta really try and get it off. But if that doesn’t work: If that doesn’t work. You gotta stand right up. You gotta run to a window and say, HEY THESE FLOORS ARE DIRTY AS HELL AND I’M NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANY MORE!!!

Life inspirations

July172014

tastefullyoffensive:

I love the look on his face when he gets to the smallest one.

[theflyhater]

9AM
July162014
Don’t be fooled, they never are

Don’t be fooled, they never are

(Source: woopquotesparty)

10PM
lolblogposts:

When chipotle just closed but I really want a burrito 

I laughed so hard at this my roommates became concerned

lolblogposts:

When chipotle just closed but I really want a burrito 

I laughed so hard at this my roommates became concerned

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